Alf says he’d swop him for a crate of brown ale.

When you meet him, you’ll want to adopt him but you’ll never prise him from his mam, Audrey. Billy’s’ Stranger Danger video is currently in use in thousands of schools. As well as the Bradshaws, Billy has made numerous television appearances all by himself. When? In pounds, shillings and pence time when convenience food was bread and dripping, sugar butties, condensed milk butties… Little Billy is only seven (“I’m nearly eight!”) and already a legend in his own bath time. The Bradshaws are Alf, Audrey and little Billy Bradshaw, an ordinary family living an ordinary life in an ordinary two-up two-down terraced house. His website has been awarded a Visionary Design Award for its accessibility by visually impaired people. The shows have twice been nominated for the Sony “Best Use Of Comedy On Radio” Award and currently run on many radio stations in the UK (BBC Merseyside, BBC Lancashire, BBC Manchester, Peak 107, Fresh Radio, and others) as well as in Australia, Abu Dhabi, Canada, Spain, South Africa and Tenerife. Writer, composer, musician, producer and comic, he is known best for writing and voicing the cult comedy radio show “The Bradshaws” which began on Piccadilly Radio’s “Night Beat” in 1982.

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